The Bushrod Chronicles


death of a miller lite drinker
July 22, 2006, 8:08 pm
Filed under: General

In public anyhow…

I’m a simple fellow… in more ways than one some would argue… bah dum pum… but I refer specifically to my drinking habits when out for delicious adult-type beverages… for the past decade or so I have been rather boringly plodding along ordering miller lite beer and jim beam whiskey as my intoxicants o’ choice… sure, I’ll pretty much drink anything someone puts in front of me… I’d hate to offend… but if you were to walk up to me and ask what I’d have you’d hear either a lite or the beam… or… uh… a lite and the beam depending on the circumstances…

Alas.. it has come to my attention that the bars/clubs/pubs of the mother country are less apt to stock the delicious miller lite than I would hope for… a dilemma has been created…

the beer store (the happiest place on earth next to guitar center) stocks my glorious little blue friends so in-home availability and consumption is not a problem… and speaking of the beer store… what a groovy place… they sell beer… lotsa beer… you walk in and there’s a wall of labels with prices underneath… a big wall… a very big wall… I shall count ‘em next time I’m in but I’d have to estimate there’s maybe three hundred brand options available to the drinker every time he/she sets foot into one of these places… not bad…

anyway… the game is afoot… a perusal of readily pub-stocked brews is underway for a suitable replacement…


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